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WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm, #221381
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am, #221198
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm, #247141
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am, #246382
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm, #227460
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm, #227459
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am, #226164
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am, #226162
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm, #226156

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm, #226154
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am, #226148
LOL


say cheese -




MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.42/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm, #235324
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm, #230932
This isn't what we wished for!


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #200313

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm, #200204
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm, #178268
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm, #178260
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm, #178229
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm, #178211
Thanks ICE!


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




REALITY -




17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




ROADS -




ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am, #202038

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am, #202032
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202030
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202029
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202028
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am, #202027
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am, #202026
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am, #202025
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am, #202024
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am, #202023
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am, #202022
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am, #202020
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am, #202018
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am, #202017
Simply perfect.


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.


TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm, #246027
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm, #224499
Agreed!
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am, #157113
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!


STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

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steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am, #218408
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm, #218386

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm, #218381

d***, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm, #218379
zzzzzzzzzing!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm, #176612
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm, #176610
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm, #176600
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm, #152612
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am, #152580
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am, #152573
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm, #152555
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm, #152538
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm, #152525
Amsome, another great one Bone!


TRUST -




ONLY - for that girl in my dreams




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am, #231632
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am, #195317
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm, #195193
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am, #196582
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm, #195658
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm, #195655
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm, #195650
Food for thought...literally


PATIENCE -




Suede Gramma -


TAGS: only one per family
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - December 13, 2013, 7:46 pm, #251530
Wood……pecker……Woodpecker. Phukking spell Czech. Gramma woulda whupped up side the haid with her cane fer that one.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:11 pm, #251524
All that AND it came in such a tiny package! How my little 5 foot nuthin' grandma managed all that attitude I'll never know.
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 10:10 am, #251517
Yeah, mine had vice grips for hands. Gotta say, never got lost at the huge JC Penney store.
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 4:57 am, #251516
Yessir - I was amazed how someone fueled by Lawrence Welk could have such strong arms - 5 wooden spoons
lgvernon - December 12, 2013, 11:48 pm, #251514

Wood lips? Who knew...


SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.




NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm, #149808
Excellent BTW Seanski!


THERE'S ONLY ONE -


TAGS: only one mother superior norris evil
Rating: 3.48/5

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William Syler - October 20, 2009, 10:57 am, #128354
I thought it was going to be a Nun-Chuck joke.


NO - thats not a speed bump


TAGS: only in america
Rating: 2.3/5

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FACEBOOK -


TAGS: this only deserves a 3
Rating: 4.67/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:55 am, #226822
Stephen Lynch is Craig Christ
Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm, #198319
so if I don't believe in jesus does someone have to clap to save his life?


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm, #178136
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


Name the book title -


TAGS: five guesses only
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 8:03 am, #254627
The film was in fact shown in soviet russia in 1948. But the communist government stopped it because the audiences were amazed that even the poorest americans owned cars.
JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 7:18 am, #254626
"The Gra**s Of Wrath meet The Ducks Of Bath"? XD
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 6:57 am, #254625
I'm still trying to figure out how to fit the 7th level of unnerving darkness in with the gra**s, in just three words...
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:32 pm, #254624
Yoda would say "of Wrath the Gra**s"
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:29 pm, #254623
yes she did..nice call G
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 11:09 pm, #254622
(Ooops) ~ Mr. Mooooooooooooo is absolutely correct. "The" "_______" "___" "_____."
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:02 pm, #254621
the title is a direct quote from The Battle Hymn of the Republic
GaryO - May 3, 2014, 10:58 pm, #254620
Only movie I’ve seen that matched the book. The Joads coulda been my folks. Jane Darwell coulda been my gramma’s sister, Fonda my uncle Charlie. Only he rode the rails from Oklahoma ahead of the family to scout around.
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 10:43 pm, #254619
Didn't his wife come up with the title?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2014, 10:36 pm, #254618
There should be another space at the beginning for the word "the".
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 10:22 pm, #254617
Airman is closest after 5 hours. You can always tell an Airman - you just can't tell him anything!!
Airman - May 3, 2014, 9:58 pm, #254616
might be a Steinbeck a**ociated
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 9:35 pm, #254615
I..I...I want to answer, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone...5L!
Sho - May 3, 2014, 9:24 pm, #254614
hehehe
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 8:55 pm, #254613
Pissed off fruit? lol


IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm, #201886
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #201865
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm, #201864
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm, #201861
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am, #201860
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


COURSE OF EXISTENCE -




Shrew suckage -


TAGS: only lifeless lard left
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:30 am, #248551
…..she said from the kitchen
falloutghoul - August 11, 2013, 8:00 am, #248550
Sorry, but that's your responsibility.


SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.


TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm, #177903
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm, #177902
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm, #177901
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm, #177900
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm, #177899
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm, #177897
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm, #177895
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm, #177892
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm, #177891
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm, #177886
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm, #177885
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm, #177883
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm, #177882
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm, #177880
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm, #177879
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #177878
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm, #177877
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm, #177876
Some-of-her
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm, #177875
I dont get this? Anyone?


PATS PLACE -


TAGS: by invite only
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 9:39 am, #194831
I Feel Totally comfortable :)
forseti - September 21, 2010, 3:17 am, #194821
RL: should we laugh?? *fg*
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:03 pm, #194789
we all now why cubby is the master
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm, #194785
Is that Carmen Sandiego?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 4:49 pm, #194735
will add it to the list forseti. I might have chuckled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 4:36 pm, #194734

only one rule guys...did you laugh?
forseti - September 20, 2010, 4:05 pm, #194733
4) fear of either being a bootlicker or a timmy
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 3:49 pm, #194731
having same issue, going to my rules for when not to vote. 1) do not understand (yet) 2) barely dressed woman 3) greybeard inside joke
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:45 pm, #194728
i really don't know how to vote on this one!! ;)


MANLY MEN -


TAGS: the only answer would be c
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm, #166379
LMAO! 5L
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm, #166358
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt sh**s!


PEACE IS A LIE -


TAGS: there is only power
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:19 pm, #235860
Made me think of Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi. Then I thought of Engel (Angel) by Rammstein (don't get near the wingtips-they're going to blow flames)


GIRLS GONE WILD - enough is enough




MONKEYS - They share 99.99% of the same genes as Americans. Only less hairy.




STRAY THOUGHTS -


TAGS: are you my daddy only you can change the world
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 8, 2012, 1:01 pm, #239030
I still ask, but I get no answer...maybe this is the answer... wb V


God complex beats narcissism anyday -




ladies and gentlemen -




Dry Clean Only -




Swamp Land -


TAGS: single thinking only of the box
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 9:14 pm, #254494
shroomin' in the gloamin'...hard ta beat..M-M


From Me To You Kid -




IS THAT -


TAGS: members only
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 8:04 pm, #198484
Door charge requires bacon & beer. 5L Note to Timmies: Dishwashers needed.


SIGNS OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: only worked once too
Rating: 4.63/5

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themansn - February 24, 2011, 8:54 am, #213057
I got my tonsils removed and didn#t received any Ice Cream for 2 weeks!! As substitute I received some medicine that made made all shady for the 2 weeks xDD
Sean - October 26, 2010, 11:11 pm, #199806
Wonderful Haar. And holding back any mention of rusty pliars ... exemplary restraint for comedic excellence. Bravo!
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:28 pm, #199804
Aces as always, Haar!


30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm, #170304
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am, #170285
Excellent!


EARN YOUR KEEP -


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.59/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm, #189513
Fab. 5L


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: i ve only needed one censor in my life and she made me what i am thanks mom
Rating: 4.59/5

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twill1962 - November 5, 2012, 7:39 am, #240403
You left out FaceBook. 5L.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:32 am, #177753
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psych**ic... 5L


MOTIFAKE HEADQUARTERS -


TAGS: the only way to win is not to bomb
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:07 am, #186567
A noob.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 11:56 pm, #186563
Who done it?
motifake - July 26, 2010, 10:24 am, #186486

LMAO!!!!!!!! great ph**ochop work
forseti - July 26, 2010, 7:44 am, #186473
Aggy, commenting first on your own motifakes is soooo Timmy!!!!11111oneoneeleven
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:24 am, #186463
LOL! You scared him off!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:23 am, #186462
Speakin of takin the bait....I just looked to see who was on....and saw Haark!! Hope things are well with you, you... ho*** hatted....um...viking....!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:20 am, #186460
(can't wait to see who takes the bait)


Controversy at Motifake.com -




KUNG-FU DEVIL -




MY MID-LIFE CRISIS -


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm, #189715
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am, #173103
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am, #173067
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*


SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: neglect is its only friend
Rating: 4.37/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 7:02 am, #190363
nicely put. 5l's
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:42 pm, #190343
Excellent, as always.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: my first and only one
Rating: 4.33/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:57 pm, #186091
Bwahahaha! So long Aggy!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:47 pm, #185995
lol Who doesn't wait for TOC week?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:38 pm, #185989
Best suicide note you ever read! LOL!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 10:33 pm, #185987

been nice knowing you aggy.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 10:30 pm, #185986
LOL...you know you're dead...right? 5 poodles


KEYBOARDS -


TAGS: now i can only saw logs at 90 degrees nnnnnnn
Rating: 4.31/5

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Claire - March 21, 2010, 1:45 pm, #166160
This is amaing.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:10 pm, #166158
Five it up!
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:09 pm, #166157
Oh, I get it, nicely done
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:08 pm, #166156
lol I dindn't get "ed key" until just now. "Zed."
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #166155
Zip, Zing, buZZ
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:04 pm, #166154
Someone wanna explain this for me?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:03 pm, #166153
So, saying that I'm a fan of girls who are pe dispensers... not good?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm, #166151
Well, dammit, Bart. Now I just feel zilly.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:00 pm, #166149
Ouch! Too soon!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:58 pm, #166147
Buzz?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:57 pm, #166146
Google says it may stand for Zip Back-Up. No?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:53 pm, #166145
LMAO! If you have to ask, you're too young. Or, you need to take a trip to Vegas.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:52 pm, #166144
What's a zbu? ;) 5L


THE GUILT BOUQUET -


TAGS: temporary effect only humor
Rating: 4.22/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:07 pm, #231254

...and put it in the oven so it stay warm 'til she arrives, right?
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 9:06 pm, #231252
Yeah, that stuff never works. I found it better to just come home early….and fix her breakfast……….


THE TIMMY ROCK -


TAGS: timmys and trolls are only welcome for a day
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:53 pm, #147901
well, maybe once, just to see who goes first. 5 little grey iguana lizard looking things
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:57 pm, #147896
Make it look easy, huh? Not in the least. If you know how you make yours so good, then you have your answer.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 3:32 pm, #147893
How do you just wake up and piss poetry like this? I'm absolutely floored. Emphatic 5.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 3:20 pm, #147892
I know I'm gonna do to my Timmy! Whatch the back-splatter, this might get messy. 5 severed 'heads'


GREYBEARDS -




CHILDHOOD MEMORIES... - My 5th Birthday Party... The presents... The cake... The clown... Being introduced to my REAL dad...


TAGS: birthdays no my mom was not like that the joke is only for the motifake
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:16 am, #164748
The Tree!! with the BIG funny!! 5L


SEAN'S MENTAL PREPARATION - is a key factor in the creation of his superior Motifakes


TAGS: if only we had that discipline
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:43 pm, #165762
Let's not ignore that cold-pak with his ex-wife's head in it.


BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell




MEET SEAN -


TAGS: im only going to warn you once to not read this poster
Rating: 3.91/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:51 pm, #148271
Love it. And ever since I saw the movie Tremors, that costume has taken on new layers of creepitude -- must be the bunny-rabbit heads on the hands and feet. Uncalled for.


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm, #158468
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your a**" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm, #158150
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm, #158149
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm, #158148
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm, #158146
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm, #158145
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm, #158144
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm, #158140
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com!


TAGS: motifake because everyone knows that only wh***s post on facebook twitter and myspace
Rating: 3.74/5

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panic8 - October 17, 2010, 5:23 pm, #198691
How edyfying... now do me the parable of "The lost (in social networks) son", Luke 15:11-32
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:49 pm, #198689
You Truly Are Thirteen.
That13YearOldKid - October 17, 2010, 4:23 pm, #198679
eh..i agree.. but 4 sardines for me :P
Occupo Noctis - December 29, 2009, 6:53 am, #148728
5Lols!
cheesenedd - October 31, 2009, 10:14 am, #132598
agreed


WOODYWOOD03A - Happy birthday Big guy We're all praying That it's your best one EVER!!


TAGS: enjoy it you ve only goy 40 or 50 left
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 11:19 am, #173829
Good MORNING WOOD! Get it? Today's theme? Nevermind. Happy Birthday Woody! Don't forget to visit the Birthday thread in the forums!
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 11:02 am, #173826
Happy BDay Woodywood!
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 10:55 am, #173825
Happy Birthday Woody!!


I DON'T UNDERSTAND... - After all these years, so many MotiFakers are still taking time... to make tunnels.


TAGS: wow thats an old reference hope i am not the only one who remembers
Rating: 3.4/5

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JTBear - May 13, 2010, 6:48 pm, #175911
Ahh yes... that classic show "Time Tunnel"


HURT -


TAGS: mine only witch broken heart
Rating: 3.18/5

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jig - January 14, 2012, 4:51 pm, #227591
Doesn't look like an emo (I'm sure she's beautiful under the make up)


GIFTEDNESS -




BULL BAR -


TAGS: if only it came in fresh blood color
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - October 20, 2009, 5:17 pm, #128458
wow! that must be one tough smart car!


URBAN CAMPING - It comes with its own dangers




Wolverine -


TAGS: marvel melee only
Rating: 2.32/5

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Scoobie Newbie - March 14, 2009, 12:24 am, #65645
f***ers made him American in the movie.
Holy Shit - February 21, 2009, 10:37 pm, #61180
WTF happened to his arms? If this pic wasnt everywhere I'd almost be convinced it was shopped.
MustyK - December 12, 2008, 5:16 am, #43887
I Prefer Storm.


GLOBAL WARMING - "Only a myth" http://jpl.nasa.gov/images/earth/antarctica/iceshelf_browse.jpg Wait, if it's from the NASA is not a myth, but a conspiration?


TAGS: only a myth nasa conspiration
Rating: 2/5
Derek - August 21, 2009, 12:00 am, #110340
We've lost over 70% of Arctic summer ice volume since 1950.
W - March 27, 2009, 5:59 pm, #68468
Think of what would happen if polar ice never melted. Then think about what an idiot you are.
Derek Gunn - March 27, 2009, 4:09 am, #68360
This can of course be applied to the IPCC, the Hadley Centre and the Potsdam Institute. It would have to be one BIG conspiracy.
TONY - December 30, 2008, 8:54 am, #47548
Try again, See what going to happen in 2012 !!!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:21 pm, #31691
The right deodorant can stop your conspiration. I recommend the "Dulcolax Invisible."


RECESSION - it is only the beginning


TAGS: recession only beginning
Rating: 1.42/5

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VonBlackHill - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm, #220996
"bad mood"???? WTF this page is for... cristal kids... motiFAILS like this are so bored
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:41 pm, #76695
You still here, dumbass. I figured your mother pulled your internet access by now. Coming from the a**-muncher who started these attacks, you take a bold position pointing the finger at me as the stirrer of ****.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:16 pm, #76643
What a mature, interesting, thought provoking comment wtfo. Good thing you're not here just to flaunt your opinions and stir up ****.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:01 am, #76532
Blame belongs on both sides of the aisle, dip****.
I WIN - April 29, 2009, 10:24 pm, #76507
Recession: Thanks Republicans!
S.lo - July 16, 2008, 5:13 pm, #9784
so true


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